My phone bills £20 a month. 
I BARELY use my phone. The only person I ever text is Danny and he’s the only person I ever call. I don’t like calling people. I don’t even answer my house phone. I added up all the minutes I used before they started charlging me and it’s 100 under than I pay for.

They can royally fuck right off if they think I’m fucking paying them £15 extra. 
I don’t fucking have £20 to pay them this month. ha.

Fuck you vodafone.